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Wake you mother
One evening after work several guys were going out to have a drink or two and were trying to convince a married friend that he should come, too. "I can't," the man said, " my wife would kill me." After 15 minutes of persuasion by his friends he finally caves in and goes. Later, he looks unsteadily at his watch he realizes that it is midnight and he still has not gone home. He immediately staggers home as fast as he can, trying to figure a way out of the trouble he's in. Upon his arrival, he stumbles into the bedroom and through the haze sees his wife's legs sticking out of the covers. "Hic, I know" he thinks to himself and crawls in between his wife's legs under the covers and performs oral sex on her until she is satisfied. "That should do it," he thinks and walks into the bathroom to wash his face. He turns on the light and there's his wife sitting on the toilet. "What are you doing in here?" he screams. "SSShhhhhh!" she says, "You'll wake your mother!!!!! |