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A Dog Called Sex
Can never imagine the amount of trouble I had when I named my dog SEX. This is my story One night, the dog went missing so I went to look for him. I was looking for him at one o'clock in the morning around Chow Kit Road area. A passing patrol car saw me acting suspiciously. They stopped and asked me what I was doing and I said that I was looking for SEX, I spent the next few days in the lockup. The dog shooters were in town so I went to the Dewan Bandaraya to get a dog licence. The clerk asked me what I wanted and I said I wanted a licence for SEX. He said that if there is such a licence he also wanted one. I then went to the next counter, a girl this time when I told her what I wanted, she refused to talk to me. Then I went for holidays and took the dog along. At the hotel reception, I asked the receptionist whether I could have a separate room for SEX, she said, that I could have SEX in any room. I said you don't understand. SEX is noisy and keeps me awake the whole night. She said, ME TOO!!! Then I said, but you don't understand. She's a dog and she said, if I were you I don't care how she looks. When I was getting married I asked the pastor whether I can have SEX during the ceremony. He said that I will have to wait till I get home, then I said SEX is wonderful and that I was sure that every one will love it . I was chased out of the office. Eventually I got married at a marriage registrar but unfortunately our marriage did not last long. I got the divorce and had to go to court to fight over the ownership of the dog. I told the judge that I had been having SEX since I was 14 years old. He said you must have been a very strong boy. The dog really drove me up the wall, when it died and I had to seek a psychiatrist. I told the doctor ever since I lost my SEX , I was lonely and depressed. He was most sympathetic and he said...............my friend, SEX is not a man's best friend.... GO GET YOURSELF A DOG....... |