A Nun
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One day Jim was walking through town and
accidently bumped into a nun.
The nun said," Hello, my name is Ellen.
Tomorrow I am going to be
entering the convent, and I was hoping
that you could show me the
pleasures of sex. But first you must
promise me that you are not married,
and you can only enter through the ass."
Jim agreed to this, and went with
Ellen to a near by hotel.
After they had sex Jim said," I have a confession to make; I am married, and have two kids." Then Ellen said," That's alright, I too have a confession. I am not a nun, and my name is Dan. |