- Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
- If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why
are there locks on the doors?
- If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the
pan?
- If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you
turn on the headlights?
- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
- Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
- You know that little indestructible "black box" that is used on
planes, why can't they make the *whole* plane out of the same
material?
- Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
- Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
- Why do they call them "apartments' when they are all stuck together?
- Why is there an expiry date on sour cream?
- Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
- Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- When you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
- Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it's called a
"near-miss"? Shouldn't it be a "near-hit"?
- Why do they sterlise needles for lethal injections?
- How do you know when it's new and improved dog food?
- Is it true that cannibles don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
- What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
- Why are wrong numbers never busy?
- If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Why isn't there cat-flavoured dog food? (or mouse-flavoured cat food)
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