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Penis, Carpenter & Sneaky Penis Studies Here's one for research scientists and applied epistemologists. In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After Duke published the study, Stanford decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. The University of Wisconsin, unsatisfied with these findings, spent $13.27 (for a Playboy, a Penthouse, and a case of Old Milwaukee) and concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead. The Carpenter A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here," she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway." "Now," she said,"if only I could find my gerbil." Sneaky A woman was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark all the time. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp, only to discover a cucumber in his hand. "THIS what you've been using on me for the past 10 years?" "Honey! Let me explain!" "Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent SOB!!" "Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted, "Maybe you'd care to explain our 2 kids!" (Note: In case you don't understand, the wife was fucking around with someone else.....kay......the kids??? cucumber??? get it !!!!) Submitted by Faizol |
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