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Story telling No 1 In a biology class, the Professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female freshman raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?" "That's correct", responded the Professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class... and never returned. However, as she was going out the door, the Professor's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced he answered her question. "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat." No 2 There was this couple in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bedlamp on and read a book.As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling with her private part. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to read his book. The wife then got up and started stripping off in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What are you doing taking all your gear off ?" The wife replied, "You were playing with my private part. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier." The husband said, "No, not at all." The wife then asked,"Well, what were you doing then?" "Oh, I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book!" No 3 A sixteen year old girl goes to confession. "Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday." "Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked. "Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission" "Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm. "Yes father." "That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father he also touched my breasts." "You mean like this??" He touches her breasts. Yes father." "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father, he took off my clothes." "Like this??" He takes off her clothes. "Yes father." "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where." "Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where. "Yes father," she says sometime later. "But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father, he has AIDS." "THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!" Submitted by Haswandy |
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