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I cut One beautiful secretary went on a tour with a very rich African King who was a very important client. The client, out of the blue, asks her to marry him. Naturally the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her ...... don?t reject the guy outright. So she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her. After a few minutes, the woman says to the man ?I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75 carat diamond ring with a matching 200 carat diamond tiara.? The African king nods his head and say ?No problem. I have. I have.? Realising her first condition was too easy, the woman says to the man ?Next, I want you to build me a 100 room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France.? He whips out his cellular pho! ne and calls some brokers in New York and in France. Then he looks at the woman, nods his head and says ?Okay Okay I build. I build.? Realising that she now has only one last condition, the secretary knows that she had better make this a real good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea - a suretowork condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly ?Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14 inch penis.? The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in an African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the King shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman ?Okay Okay. I cut. I cut.? Submitted by Azly |
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