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Underware
3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian are at the army's supply base to collect their underwears. Their sergeant was there to aid the supplies. Sergeant: Dei Thambi! How many underwears you need ah? Thambi: (thinks a while) 7 sergeant Sergeant:(puzzled) How come so many? Dei Thambi: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri,Sat & Sun. One day one. Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwears? Mat: (without hesitation) 6 sargen! Sergeant: (curious) How come six? Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun.Friday I wear sarong. Sergeant: (Chinese recruit) Ah Beng.How many underwears ? Ah Beng : (very confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!! Sergeant: (shocked & fell to the ground) Why do you need so many for? Ah Beng: January,February, March...........One month one. Submitted by Abu |
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