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According to Ah Beng's Medical Dictionary :-

ANTIBODY - against everyone
ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing
COMA - a punctuation mark
DILATE - to live longer
GENES - blue denim slacks
HEMORRHOID - a male from outer space
IMPOTENT - distinguished, well known
LABOUR PAIN - hurt at work
ORGAN TRANSPLANT - what you do to your piano when you move
PROTEIN - in favour of young people
RED BLOOD COUNT - dracula
SECRETION - hiding anything
TABLET - a small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS - getting sick at the airport
URINE - opposite of "you're out"
VARICOSE - very close
VEIN - conceited



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