Sex Guide
- Oral sex does not mean talking to each other
- A condom is not needed for when you are doing it alone
- Herpes is not the name of a Greek god.
- On the same note, oral contraception goes beyond
just saying 'NO'
- For it not to be a crime, mutual consent is necessary
- No woman would ever be desperate enough to sleep with
you at first sight. If this happens be sure you pay her,
otherwise you will suffer major physical pain
- Abstinence is not a kinky position
- Don't tell potential girlfriends that you have a
severe Oedipus complex
- A bad line to use is, "They took 80% off during
my circumcision"
- Speed is not a virtue.
Submitted by Razak Jabir
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