Sex Guide

  • Oral sex does not mean talking to each other
  • A condom is not needed for when you are doing it alone
  • Herpes is not the name of a Greek god.
  • On the same note, oral contraception goes beyond just saying 'NO'
  • For it not to be a crime, mutual consent is necessary
  • No woman would ever be desperate enough to sleep with you at first sight. If this happens be sure you pay her, otherwise you will suffer major physical pain
  • Abstinence is not a kinky position
  • Don't tell potential girlfriends that you have a severe Oedipus complex
  • A bad line to use is, "They took 80% off during my circumcision"
  • Speed is not a virtue.



Submitted by Razak Jabir


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