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Light Bulb Joke
Just to give you the hang of it... How many Irish does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One stands on top the table holding the bulb, the other four rotates the table. How many Chinese does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One screws in the bulb, the other one gives you the bill. How many Indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fifty. And they'll form a union after that. How many Malays does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Malays are not supposed to screw anything other than their wives. How many TNB workers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One screws in the light bulb, nine others claim overtime. How many MIC members does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They can't reach the bulb. Somebody threw all the chairs and tables. How many Sarong Party Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Sarong Party Girls don't screw anything that's yellow (they only screw kuai lo). |