8 things you'll never hear a man say
- Here honey, you use the remote.
- You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are
just too big.
- Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
- While I'm up, can I get you anything?
- Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
- Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.
- Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
- We never talk anymore.
8 things you'll never hear a woman say
- What do you mean today's our anniversary?
- Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
- Ohh, this diamond is way to big!
- Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of
being 'just friends'
- Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
- Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure
out how to get there.
- I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a
designer dress.
- Hey, pull my finger!
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