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Beauty Pageant
SETTING: Finals of Miss Universe Pageant, Question and Answer session. FINALISTS: Ms. America Ms. Spain Ms. Britain Ms. Philippines Ms. Iran Ms. India Ms. Malaysia (Last minute entry) Ms. Singapore (Another entry) QUESTION : How do you describe a male organ in your country? MS. America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. QUESTION : How can you say so? MS. America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman... Applause! applause! QUESTION : How do you describe a male organ in your country? MS. Spain: Male organs in our country is like our very own bullfight or toro (bull). QUESTION : How can you say so? MS. Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. Applause! applause! QUESTION : How do you describe a male organ in your country? MS. Britain: Male organs in our country is like Shakespeare's Theater. QUESTION : Oh my! It's very big! How can you say so? MS. Britain: Because it cries after every performance. Applause! Applause! QUESTION : How do you describe a male organ in your country? MS. Philippines: Well, opcors, I can say dat male organs in our country is like the gossips or else we call it the "CHISMISS" in of our language. QUESTION : How can you say so? MS. Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause! QUESTION: How do you describe a male organ in your country? MS. Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. QUESTION: How can you say so? MS. Iran: Because they always enter through the back door..... Applause! applause! Applause! applause! Applause! applause! applause! QUESTION : How do you describe a male organ in your country? MS. India: Well, I can say that male organ in India is like a labourer. QUESTION : How can you say so? MS. India: Because it works day and night.... Applause! applause! Applause! applause! Applause! applause! Applause! Applause! QUESTION : How do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Malaysia: Itu male organ ah, itu macam kereta Proton. (In English:- That male organ ah, is justlike the Proton car.) QUESTION : How can you say so? Ms Malaysia: Banyak lembek ! Nampak kuat saja. (In English:- It is actually very soft. It just look very tough only.) QUESTION : How do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is like typical "Kiasu" Singaporean. QUESTION : How can you say so? Ms Singapore: It goes for everything and anything that is free and always wants to be first to go in but leave 15 minutes before the show is over. Submitted by Hazem A. Rahman |