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About Men
If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself type. The best reason to divorce a man is health reason: you've got sick of him. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too. A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to do. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -- "don't" and "stop" (but not used together). Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a women. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them! Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent -- but they make great pets! Mens brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's. |