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Clinton/Lewinsky Joke
Q: Why is there no proof of an affair with Monica? A: Monica swallowed the evidence. Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? A: "I'll be home in twenty minutes." Q: Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? A: To keep his ankles warm. Q: What's the recipe for Clinton stew? A: A small weenie in hot water. Q: What do Monica and Bill Clinon have most in common? A: They're both going down. Q: What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate? A: At least this time, there's no doubt about the identity of "Deep Throat." Q: How did Bill reply regarding questions of "coaching" Monica's testimony? A: "It wasn't words that I put in her mouth". Q: Why didn't Monica swallow? A: Because that would be destruction of evidence. Q: Why is Chelsea upset about Zippergate? A: Her dad is getting more dates than she is. Q: Why doesn't President Clinton want to tell his side of the story yet? A: He's waiting for Marv Albert to do the interview. Q: What's Hillary's new nickname for Bill's penis? A: "The Titanic" - because over 1500 interns went down on it. Q: What is Clinton's new Secret Service Code Name? A: Unibanger. Q: How does Hillary feel? A: She may be the FIRST LADY, but she won't be the LAST Q: What advice did Yasar Arafat give President Clinton in their meeting on January 22, 1998? A: "Bill....camels don't talk!!" Q: Why did Bill think he wasted all that energy running for President? A: He thought they said he would be workling in the "Oral" Office. Q: How did 500 women sampled at random respond when asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton? A: 82% responded "Not again!" Q: Why doesn't Clinton use bookmarks? A: He just bends over and sticks the pages! Q: What do Bill and Ross Perot have in common? A: They both heard a giant sucking sound! Q: What did President Clinton say to Monica, A: "I didn't tell you to lie in deposition...I told you to lie in THAT POSITION!" Q: Why was Monica Lewinsky in the White House after hours? A: Clinton was showing her the proper way to take "dic"tation. Q: What was President Clinton's explanation for having oral sex with Monica Lewinsky? A: "They told me she was the "head" intern!" Realization of another White House intern . . . And all that time I thought that humming was the shredder! |