|
Something to ponder
Some ordinary folks become great philosophers when they are sitting alone in the bathroom stalls of the world contemplating lifešs problems. Here are a few gems. Make love, not war. -Hell, do both: get married! Women's restroom, - The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. - Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. - Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. - Revolution Books. New York, New York. Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. - Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. - Women's restore, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas. . No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. - Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill., Chapel Hill, North Carolina. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. - Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona. G-d is dead. -Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. -G-d - The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! - Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C. |